Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: DAMMIT! No posts for weeks and the first thing he does is post ponies?! Yeah well, I mark my weeks by pony. This is like monday for me.

So what we have here is a mysterious mare going about looking for something in the scuzziest curio shop in all of Equestria.

Yep. An all powerful amulet and he sells it to who knows what for a large sum of money. Geez. I hope no one uses it for evil!

Too late. Well I guess it was inevitable. Especially when the blasted thing makes your eyes go red. Not an evil artifact at all.

Trixie is one of the special antagonists in MLP. Most fans either love her or don’t care. Like Discord she had flare and was completely arrogant. Something other antagonists don’t really get. What’s more she wasn’t a maniac bent on conquest/killing everything. She was just a prideful showmare. It was simple. Unlike the Flim Flam brothers who had their machines, the only thing special about her was her wits and her natural unicorn magic. Those put her at the same level as Discord? That’s kinda cool, and really good writing.

MLP MAGIC BATTLE

kinda lame. But then again it makes sense. If you don’t want to kill, it’s all about reactions. This isn’t Harry Potter, which is wand based magic, but Pony magic. It’s implied that the world before Celestia and Luna took over, the world was wild and badass. Celestia and Luna tamed it, except for Everfree. The Pegasi have kept their quasi-military culture with the elite Wonderbolts and general military bearing. Earth Ponies have been farming, rock farming or otherwise. Unicorns have had magic battles. And thanks to the powerful amulet, Trixie won.

WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE OF TRIXIE. IF YOU HAVE NOT PRAISED TRIXIE, PLEASE PRAISE HER NOW. THANK YOU.
Welp, Trixie’s in control, with Celestia far away.

A PLAN IS HATCHED! Fluttershy is ridiculously cute in her sneaking outfit, if she is a bit of a coward.

Round 2 in a second.

Trixie is sorry. She was something quite out there. I always enjoyed the theatrics, and I felt it was appropriate for her to apologize when she was removed from the evil amulet.

OH!

But really, sometime around season 8. I want to see this:

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